xiazhuuuguu:

NO.
NO.
FUCKING.
NO
GET OUT OF HERE
THIS… NO.

xiazhuuuguu:

NO.

NO.

FUCKING.

NO

GET OUT OF HERE

THIS… NO.

1 hour ago
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mathematicalpotato:

perchu:

shslvalkyrie:

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

oh my god the original moreos post

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1 hour ago
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mellowmonsters:

Okay here’s some FNAF stuff—some requested some not.

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1 hour ago
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Teri:we already know how harsh cecil was in the past though

Teri:all the old episodes

Teri:he put out a vendetta on a guy over a haircut

Neat Babe:yeah o -o

Teri:him and his interns burned effigies over people believing in mountains

Teri:he has favorite fires

Teri:he does visibly soften and questions more since he got together with carlos

Teri:and the stuff he says sometimes is like very cosmic like carlos has been talking about science and shit with him

Teri:instead of him just being a fucking idiot saying What the fuck is the moon you guys

Neat Babe:LOL true

Teri:yeah we don't need to imagine shit, he's a horrible, ignorant dick the whole show but that's why he's fun

Teri:also, he still doesn't give a fuck if interns die

Neat Babe:and he tried to kill kevin. and threatened to bully to death the person who bought him

Teri:mmhmm mmhmm

Neat Babe:not to mention the time he was responsible for steve's re-education

Teri:exactly

Neat Babe:what a jerk, I love him

2 hours ago
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bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

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2 hours ago
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3 hours ago
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lipstickstainedlove:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

Oh my god I forgot about this the OLD LADY I LOST IT

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6 hours ago
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theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

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6 hours ago
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siddy-the-sloth:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

"well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"

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6 hours ago
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8 hours ago
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10 hours ago
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pixelatedlovesongs:

yukimiwa:

Thanks to Everybody for sharing my deamon and supporting me in my work <3

My Character for My final exam at Cinema Makeup School

Model: Shay Zee

MUA: Margaux Cabuy

my facebook : https://www.facebook.com/MargauxCabuyMakeupArtist?fref=ts

this is just unbelievably amazing.

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10 hours ago
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20 hours ago
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mycroftly:

the only vine that matters

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20 hours ago
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20 hours ago
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