Wear shirt two times:Dirty

Wear hoodie every day for three months:Still clean.

1 day ago
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goonandcatchyourdreams:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english


It’s ridiculous that it makes complete sense to me

goonandcatchyourdreams:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

It’s ridiculous that it makes complete sense to me

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1 day ago
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houseofh0rr0rs:

marauders4evr:

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

Tim Burton ❤️

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1 day ago
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xombiedirge:

3D Printed Samus Aran “Varia Suit” by Chelsea Mills / Blog

This perfect “Varia Suit” cosplay project took two years to design and build so check out the detailed creation thread HERE. You can also download the files you need to build your own, HERE.

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1 day ago
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socorro345:

ledi-babushka-soski:

commanderabutt:

home-wrecker-holmes:

myspacefanfiction:

deadbeatuncle:

swolizard:

Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here

"let me make fun of stupid girls and the stupid girl things they do also i have a beard"

This isn’t funny ??!!!???!!!??!!
White boys need to calm down and stop thinking their so funny

why ISNT this funny?

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This is a website that regularly makes fun of how people look, how they dress, how their facial features looks, their race, how people do their make up/hair, and go straight to direct personal attacks. You’re steaming over some random white dude hilariously recreating some tinder pics? I don’t see him making any hateful personal statements to these women. Maybe the eyebrows one but the rest?

He’s parodying these photos. And y’all jump straight to “UGH WHITE BOYS”

You fuckers ain’t innocent either. How many of y’all have reblogged a post from a dating site with the stereotypical fedora wearing neck-beard making fun of them?

Shove your hypocrisy up your ass until your eyeballs pop out.

I love these

1 day ago
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aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

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2 days ago
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2 days ago
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thefrogman:

(The last bird is not dead. It is asking for a tummy scratch.)

Photographedby Leila Jeffreys [website]

[h/t: jedavu]

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2 days ago
21,043 notes

alcoholicgifts:

this dude stays ready

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3 days ago
51,454 notes

demengineerz:

New Nintendo 3DS Japanese Ad feat. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu!

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3 days ago
53,835 notes

albertojamon:

aesthetic: showing off the hottest phones in 2007 pop music videos

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3 days ago
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hpsavvy:

kacsa:

beben-eleben:

Japanese Food Porn

the bear all tucked in!!!

Don’t EAt the penguins!

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3 days ago
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sbosma:

stevencrewniverse:

A selection of Backgrounds from the Steven Universe episode: An Indirect Kiss

Art Direction: Elle Michalka

Design: Steven Sugar, Emily Walus, Sam Bosma

Paint: Amanda Winterstein, Jasmin Lai

Another cool episode I worked on! I did the first seven of these guys. Jasmin and Amanda did an amazing job with the paints — peach and dark gray-green is an ace combo.

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3 days ago
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mochisprite:

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

it must be a shiny

mochisprite:

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

it must be a shiny

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4 days ago
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twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

(via dwarf-with-a-jetpack)

4 days ago
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