snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

(via pizza)

1 hour ago
170,367 notes

"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"-

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

Shoot him damnit. You have a gun. Win! Kill him! No! Don’t give him a speech!

(via mhd-hbd)

ALL OF THESE. EVERY TIME.

(via geardrops)

Also you could totally sever a tendon in your hand and it tuRNS OUT THOSE ARE IMPORTANT?!

If I blurt out “WHY would you do that?” during a thing it is probably one of these.

(via huggablekaiju)

it’s falling long ways so TURN AND RUN SIDEWAYS FUCK

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

(via theprettiestpinkpony)

1 hour ago
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urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

(via pizza)

1 hour ago
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promiseoflight:

#traditional canadian cuisine

promiseoflight:

(Source: thepowergame, via whitekyurem)

1 hour ago
22,800 notes
nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

(Source: hobnobbly, via easymacs)

5 hours ago
436,216 notes

little-fay:

Pug appreciation post

(Source: tomcomphoto)

5 hours ago
3,527 notes

ask-cracky-mikasa:

knightlunamarvolo:

They’re all so good :p

Uniform Levi: mindxcrash

(( Omg, mindxcrash and ask-heichous-bitches and Jasmine as Petra ))

(via theprettiestpinkpony)

5 hours ago
194 notes
kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

(via tyleroakley)

5 hours ago
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(Source: gilbertblythe, via theprettiestpinkpony)

5 hours ago
9,697 notes

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

Dear Lord

(via lychgate)

6 hours ago
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summer-fire:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

summer-fire:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

image

"REGULAR" ART

image

FANART

image

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

image

JESUS CHRIST

image

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

image

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

image

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

image

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

image

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

image

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

image

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

image

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

image

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

image

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

image

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

image

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

(via theprettiestpinkpony)

8 hours ago
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yunglapras:

badfem:

skeptictanks:

The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock.

#omg#i dont ever want sons#i cant go through this

I’m just trying to get through this

yunglapras:

badfem:

skeptictanks:

The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock.

I’m just trying to get through this

(Source: omg-humor, via yumine-guo)

11 hours ago
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steampunkirl:

African American Poet, Effie Waller Smith (1879-1960) (by The Nite Tripper)

This lady looks so boss

steampunkirl:

African American Poet, Effie Waller Smith (1879-1960) (by The Nite Tripper)

This lady looks so boss

11 hours ago
2 notes
cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

(Source: getoutoftherecat, via pizza)

11 hours ago
326,112 notes

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

(Source: faunasworld-moved, via pizza)

11 hours ago
288,146 notes